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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".

What were Bill Clinton's Final Four picks?

Morehead State, Ball State University, Brigham Young University, and Oral Roberts University.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

A: Cash and carry!

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".